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troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
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spookyoakley insert-phenomenal-url-here
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gnarly so-humorous

frosted:

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

 

Barack

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh

Trying to stop yourself going into school..

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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*macklemore begins to write another verse* “When I was 8 I drew things that were gay, mom got worried I never kept my lines straight”

6dad teenscoolest
thatfunnyblog:

is this a bunny dressed up as corn or corn dressed up as a bunny

Yes
swansoftest meatbicyclevevo
legalmexican:

chevvrolet:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

queefdollaz:

labias:

……………

tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”

Stop these white bitches. Pls. Don’t nobody wanna see ur elongated back attempting to go up and down. U and ur thirsty ass, dumb fucking friends that thought this was a good idea need to cut this shit out and go sit ur 12 year old no having ass in the fucking corner.

she had to do all that? she coulda just asked 

:(

Omg nooo

That’s a Honda
aphrodisy legalmexican

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

Clearly his dick is about as long as one I guess..

needingiceland i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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*Bull McCabe voice* Don’t question my field

agentwoshington intensional
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helloiamjt i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed
Brought us
-undead gnarly

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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twinking dulect
boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

Again another example of the two different types of people
myheadisspooky intensional
girlgrowingsmall:

beastlyart:

boosket:

ask-bloody-fundanny:

roughkiss:

spookytheford:

did-you-kno:

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Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.
I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.
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